WNBA is gay

They need to be transvestigated

Illegal immigrant worker protection acts

To protect the legal rights of illegals

The vain pursuit of brown-nosing academic excellency

Or is it 'C' or better and get off the property?

Rad trads and white collar criminals

There's too much of a doctor's scribble in the wrong district for a pablum or a shot of liquor for what ails you and plenty of wine and beer all around.

Naval health inspections and suddenly announced military quarantines without warning

The doctor's orders that come out of the blue from military officers' quarters

Peacenik establishment hacks grab guns, pull teeth, and bloviate against the Marine Corps

Not really worth the time or space to mention, but stupidity is on full display in Washington, D.C. and we cannot ignore it

Cover blown much in a small town community of CIA-level spies and busybodies?

State Troopers and FBI agents are high on drugs with their usual share of the street dope

If there's a "support system" they're collecting it for the children

You think you're anybody special at a place like this?

Low-class medicine for royals

The royals aren't getting anything the commoners aren't getting, and commoners aren't getting anything worth having healthwise.

Is getting pregnant 'embarrassing' or what does the word mean literally?

Obnoxiously gendered language not in congruence with ancient and long-standing grammar