Standard three years probation on federal suspicion
Charges usually dismissed if the feds don't find anything serious to charge you with — except you do lose your gun rights for life as part of the Catholic collective federal plea bargain
Topic
communism
A collection of 45 issues
Jewish Communism?
More of an oxymoron than an antisemitic trope, but nonetheless …
Prescribed burns and forced evacuations in fascist-communist Alaska
Where people return to their cabins and find them ransacked and looted and all their guns have been confiscated
Communist sleeper cells, spies, closeted homosexuals, immigration fraud and marriages of convenience
Taking Finland as an arbitrary example of the continual heartbreak and treason of bloody red communism
Americans… don't patronize Reds!
Real Republicans don't have to be "Red" like China and the former U.S.S.R.
Corrupt foreign-influenced cops caught with their hand in the till using NSA Five Eyes “Traffic Shaping” for unjust commercial advantage
How many GB per month is your plan? Are you getting what you pay for on the internet straight up at the bar, or is something funny going on in the back office at the wholesale level? And all that spamming and spoofing and phishing that always go with illicit traffic shaping.
Coffee shops with all-female staff, or, the queer coffee shop harem
Starbucks doesn't do that. And we don't want it on the road.
Cops who just wanna hack
For the lulz
The Birobidzhan problem and the Communist spies in Alaska
“Go East, Young Jew, Go East!” — That rings a bell in a really bad part of town, doesn’t it? Hard-line communist Russian moles and Chinese spies pop up everywhere in Alaska in the spring when they emerge from their little sleeper cell communities.
Comprehensive, aggressive legal strategy urgently needed for visiting and/or residing in Alaska
Or doing anything or going anywhere in the aforementioned District of Alaska without getting "arrested" on bogus business or public lands “trespass” charges