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Is anyone else in the business asking for tips and largesse or gentlemanly patronage here? Are these lovely employees going to have you banned from the store or arrested for criminal trespassing if you ask for a receipt?

Classic Russian nude artist’s name used as pseudonym to press false sex charges

Businessgirls who potty their customers at the police station are surely preparing to frame them on felony charges in the future. Old ladies are doing their gardening in a heavily Japanese-influenced red-light district.

Which means the flight attendants are Lesbians except for the males who are Gay, and there are homosexual sleeper cell communities and creep lounges at every airport

These people are getting too emotionally codependent and touchy-feely at work — which is often a sign of drug or alcohol abuse, particularly among women.

They do have roomies and drug buddies, don't they?

That's very unseemly of one man to "best-friend" another man who just got married on his wedding night.

Are these “friends with benefits” sitting next to you on the airplane or rubbing against you in the aisle?

What could possibly go wrong with phony state troopers clocking in so many hundreds of hours on the beat every single day?

Who are these people, anyways?