Kids yelling "Six Seven!" in school

What does it mean?

"No Kings" and the royal titles disappear under the rug

The "working royals" who developed Labour Party connections in Britain after small-government Tories perversely raised property taxes on landowners

Alaska's gun-grabbing RINO Communists

Who are all the communist gun-grabbing voters in Alaska? I haven't met any yet in person, except for the city hall & ballot box workers themselves & perhaps a few gas station attendants. Why are all the politicians on the Republican ticket in Alaska such hard-line Stalinists and Marxists?

Two bits for a shave and a haircut on a National Security account?

Good grief! The rest of us are considered terrorists if we dare bring a razor onboard the aircraft, and our toothpaste is being confiscated at the gate, if it's even acceptable to carry a change of clothes.

The uselessness of weed

Too many other drugs to tell

The 511 pants-on-fire gunfight

More ugliness from the clothing industry

Nobel peace prize awarded to Trump ally

Another acknowledgement or confirmation that drugs and disarmament are not, in fact, what peace is all about

SPAM and vienna sausages

Certain canned meats are very inexpensive delicacies

The concerned and solicitous 'MAGA' husbands

Out with the guys watching women's sports

"Fat troops" just need exercise and diet

Or perhaps orders to march, physical training, healthful rations?