Sunbathing and people-watching?
And preachers who have turned from grace to demand enforcement of laws and punishments for violating their harsh moral strictures
To what extent are lifeguards cops?
The point of the show, or at least one point of it, perhaps, is to draw a line in the sand that these people are to be considered fully clothed and decent on the beach, in one piece swimsuits with rather modest necklines.
The preacher-cops keep putting more and more clothes on us in hot weather and taking away our coats in cold weather.
How unseemly is it to have such a “desire” to sunbathe or hang out with friends wearing nothing but swimsuits on the beach? One would not ordinarily think so at all, but extremist gay cops are showing up on beaches and at resorts with sporadic or vague criminal or civil charges, sometimes even making actual arrests in regards to sexual morals or presence of children.
Lindsey Puls
A lot of the Facebook comments zeroed in on one obvious point: the uniforms do not look all that different. “Red swimsuits? Such a bold change,” one person joked. Another wrote, “They took a big leap in changing those uniforms, eh,” while someone else summed it up with, “Wow thank god you let me know I would never have known that was Baywatch with such massively different red swimwear as the old show had.”
A television show as if it's that difficult to find a real beach in California. Sure, crowded, lots of people.
Others got stuck on the styling choices. “The men in huge baggy shorts,” one commenter wrote, while another added, “The men should be wearing red speedos.” A few people also thought the cast photos looked oddly repetitive, with one person asking, “Same girl 4 times?”
“Men in huge baggy shorts” are a gay California thing. Men are somehow supposed to “burdened” like gangsters in their consciences to show that much skin or be seen with girlfriends on the beach.
A man wearing a pair of Speedos is more likely than not to be arrested by a gay male cop for “indecent exposure” and forced to register as a sex offender the rest of his life, but the baggy shorts are knee length and not suitable for actual swimming.
Meanwhile those ladies are too busy looking in the mirror and comparing their appearances to those of their female friends to even notice a man’s legs.