“Like well you know we’re like you know just friends, you do know that, don’t you?”

Kids grow up while their parents are partying and relationshipping, and the ladies just pretend their baby daddies and sugar daddies don’t exist

My Sister and Her Wife Have United Behind a Shared Narrative for Their Divorce. But I Want to Tell My Kids the Truth.
They say it’s “no one’s fault.” But it is!

The real question is, who do these people think they’re fooling?

Women become roommates. There’s a deep biting sarcasm and a vain search by each woman to catch a husband. Then one of them finds a boyfriend and the other one is bent out of shape. How much gambling and bingo and knitting circles, and ladies’ reading groups can women of a certain sort tolerate in “women’s-only” groups before they start stabbing each other in the back with their exaggerated appropriateness in all possible social situations?

They have their boyfriends and husbands. They just aren’t polite enough to introduce them to us.

Nature is powerful and indomitable. Nature says women are streetwalking and chasing men in pairs if they actually live as roommates past youth or early adulthood. And that’s a horrible red-light district or a gutter district full of aging prostitutes everywhere anything like that is named.

Likewise, nature and all natural laws say that men who are “gay” are merely partying and living up the single men’s lifestyle, not in any case overly friendly or intimate one-on-one with each other, and we can’t believe there is anything to that lifestyle apart from the women who are members of it either.