Did you say the flight attendants were “Platonic friends” and not prostitutes? Really!

Which means the flight attendants are Lesbians except for the males who are Gay, and there are homosexual sleeper cell communities and creep lounges at every airport

Flight attendants say passengers who do this are more likely to get special treatment

No one wants to get on a flight attendant’s bad side, and most passengers at least try not to be annoying. But have you ever thought about how to make sure your flight attendant actually loves you (in the most platonic, professional way)? … She specifically mentioned being partial to gifts like Starbucks gift cards, hand sanitizer, ChapStick, under-eye patches, and snacks. …Moore says you should use words like “Excuse me” when you want to get a flight attendant’s attention. What you should never do is touch or prod a flight attendant.

No. The lovey-dovey business is fake and gay. If you're not exchanging phone numbers and “dating” officially, you don’t need any of that crap. And stop trying so hard to get touched. People are doing well enough not to jab you with their elbows or step on your toes on an airplane.

Gifts from strangers flying across borders are very suspicious, again, unless you’re actually “dating” the person.