And it wouldn't really matter to us, but this is what they dictate to us, and this is the ugliness and breach of normal customs and etiquette we're constantly being confronted with, by fans who emulate their atrocious behavior.

Taylor Swift opts against bridesmaids as she and Travis Kelce instead tap their brothers as best man and 'man of honor'

Maybe it's that weird “out-with-the-guys-drinking” haircut with the front half of her hair cut off and the back left medium-long.

Taylor Swift Had No Bridesmaids—Here’s Who She Chose as Her Sole Man of Honor

The singer tapped someone she has known almost her entire life.

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Because Swift has been known to keep famous, female company, there had been lots of speculation about who might make the bridal party cut (which is perhaps why she made it a moot point by not having one in the first place). The "Cruel Summer" pop star's girl gang first gained attention in 2014, around the release of her critically acclaimed fifth studio album 1989, when she was spotted around New York City with Victoria's Secret models Karlie Kloss and Gigi Hadid.

Victoria’s Secret models are most decidedly plus-sized and/or big and tall, and it's very uncertain if some of these football-player-sized human beings are in fact biologically female, as they let on for the public.

Travis Kelce had to see a shrink after marijuana suspension

As hard as it is to believe, there was a time when Travis Kelce might not have made it to the NFL. This was due to his marijuana suspension in college at the University of Cincinnati.

Travis Kelce Addresses Past Suspension Over Marijuana Use and How It Impacted His NFL Draft

“Independence Day” is often used by anti-American Mafia molls as a break-up or divorce day. Once again, America the beautiful is OCCUPIED and must throw off the foreign-influenced pop star hostility and dishonor constantly being imposed on us against our will.

And that smirking sister-in-law of his, afflicted with such sudden modesty in front of her husband. All but out-and-proud lesbian.

Kylie Kelce Explains Why 'Under No Circumstance' She Will Wear a String Bikini Ever Again

Kylie Kelce shared her preference for full-coverage swimsuits postpartum after welcoming four children with Jason Kelce … "Personally after having four children, I can honestly say I don't think I'm going to wear a bikini again," Kylie said while in conversation with guest Ilona Maher during a special Disneyland Paris episode of Not Gonna Lie With Kylie Kelce released on Thursday, July 2.

So she was either raped or artificially inseminated in other words.