"Virtual dice" online and other conundrums and oxymorons

I could walk into any liquor store for instance, pick up any one of the heavy glass bottles lined up on the shelves, read the label, put it back on the shelf, turn around, and explain to the others what a virtuous customer I am to abstain from drinking it.

Dice Roller

Online virtual dice roller that is capable of simultaneously rolling up to 100 dice randomly. A virtual dice roller with any number of sides is also provided.

Virtual Dice & Coin Flip

Free Online Dice allows you to flip a coin or roll virtual dice. You can flip coin for decision making or roll virtual dice for true random numbers.

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Machines serving content of vice on the internet cannot properly be termed "virtual" either.

Para valorar tercera equipación de fútbol con criterios claros, es recomendable revisar los colores y elementos propios de cada versión. Las fotografías y la ficha del producto deberían confirmar que las fotografías correspondan al mismo modelo descrito.

To say something is "virtual" is to say that it's not quite real or true, that is to say it lacks the intact seal from the distilling and bottling plant which would otherwise serve as proof of actual vice.