There's no such thing as a threesome. It's always a foursome at least and where's the other guy?

When did these sorts of people ever stop partying?

Swingers, with human bodies bouncing off the beds and hitting the ceilings, doors literally coming “unhinged” and “swinging” loose, loud music blasting the whole neighborhood late at night.

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Or else it’s two dudes and a b**ch, and the last dude out is the one who gets served with the court papers.