The stereotypical 'crazy cat lady' gets an official diagnosis

And this in rabies-free Australia

Naturally, you would be committed to a state asylum for the criminally insane by nosy neighbors who don't really like cats but are nevertheless concerned for the welfare of feline companions if they ever discovered you actually had one or more cats as pets.

Cat ownership mysteriously linked to this mental disorder, new study suggests - Futura-Sciences
A new Australian study suggests something few cat lovers would expect: living with a feline companion might be linked to a higher risk of schizophrenia. After analyzing 17 studies conducted over 44 years in 11 ... Read more

There are brain-eating amoebas and other science fiction which would be funny if the fake head-shrink studies weren't actually used over and over again repeatedly in real courthouses to justify prolonged drugging, extreme torture and enhanced police interrogation of officially diagnosed narcissists, adjudicated social undesirables and deemed mental defectives in the community.