"The barista's husband"
Could be the title of a good fiction book or just plain too much gossip and slander in court
Married baristas, what does your spouse do?
by u/EntertainmentOk4233 in barista
Lots of guys work at coffee shops and no particular dishonor to that, if all things are decently in order. Preachers and pastors are going to be quickly out of work if they preach drinking coffee to be a sin, when much harder stimulant drugs are sold openly in the streets and much harder alcoholic beverages are sold and consumed at the sorts of bars that serve them.
KOMO News Staff
However we really do need to disabuse ourselves of the legitimacy of "bikini barista" shops with scantily clad bartenders serving questionable drinks to driver's behind the wheel on the road.
The "barista's husband" is then perhaps serving in the role of a bouncer or unofficial security for the establishment if not altogether a pimp. Otherwise there is a shiftless ne'er-do-well fellow in that role.
The baristas themselves are known popularly on certain more or less exclusive social media platforms for their "bodycounts" including among others they have killed, men they have "dumped" as unwanted boyfriends and caused to die.
Office of the Law Revision Counsel
The contracting of such employment of prostitution by often scantily clad or provocatively promiscuous bartenders, inasmuch as such business practices of vice are known to increase the rate of accidents or fatalities on the highways, is actually an illegal use of interstate commerce facilities in the commission of murder-for-hire, and the coffee shop owners may be punished by death under that statute, especially if any drugs or alcohol or other poisonous or deleterious substances are present in the drinks that they serve.
You need Pam Bondi to prosecute that? Oh, wait a second. There are plenty of drive up bikini barista bars that serve too much alcohol with the coffee drinks in Florida and they never were prosecuted when Pam Bondi was attorney general for that state. She's with the scantily clad bartending crowd imposing overly strict dress codes on the rest of us.
In 1996, Bondi married Scott Fitzgerald; they divorced in 2002. She was engaged to Greg Henderson in 2012. Since 2017, she has been in a relationship with John Wakefield. [Wikipedia]
That's too many ex-husbands and ex-boyfriends on her part and no gun rights for us in court, despite Trump's executive order, as long as she remains in office as U.S. Attorney.
Natalie Venegas
Our nation's top law boss appears to be a twin sister of sorts to Italy's Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni. Both of them bottled blondes with live-in boyfriends. And then put on a gold or silver Christian cross necklace or something on top of that. Top prosecuting attorneys and big law bosses really shouldn't be joined at the hip to high-dollar white-collar real estate grifters, and yet that is always what we see wherever low-class roadside coffee shops among other concerns manage to stay in business with such an extreme shopkeeper's privilege in court.
Luke 17:28–37. Likewise also as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold, they planted, they builded; But the same day that Lot went out of Sodom it rained fire and brimstone from heaven, and destroyed them all. Even thus shall it be in the day when the Son of man is revealed. In that day, he which shall be upon the housetop, and his stuff in the house, let him not come down to take it away: and he that is in the field, let him likewise not return back. Remember Lot's wife. Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it. I tell you, in that night there shall be two men in one bed; the one shall be taken, and the other shall be left. Two women shall be grinding together; the one shall be taken, and the other left. Two men shall be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left. And they answered and said unto him, Where, Lord? And he said unto them, Wheresoever the body is, thither will the eagles be gathered together.
Maybe there are two baristas grinding coffee, one of them finds a boyfriend, and all of a sudden the other one isn't her "best friend forever" anymore, and of the two men in bed one is too groggy to get up and drink coffee and the other one is getting rat poison or too much hard liquor in his coffee and his body is being dumped out in the desert somewhere. And it's not really a time or place for two weeks' notice if the other woman needs to quit her job and not look back. Think of Sodom as any typical modern-day San Francisco suburb that has suddenly turned into a Los Angeles ghetto. Which is exactly what has happened in Seattle and Portland lately in any case.