Pro- and anti-Maduro protesters ‘separated by police’ As if police officers can make instant decisions who is pro and who is con on the street — the protesters are obviously professionals who are vetted, pre-registered and pre-approved at local police stations.
Dram shops serving drunk and stoned drivers on the road And the right of establishments to murder on the highways professionally
Cover blown much in a small town community of CIA-level spies and busybodies? State Troopers and FBI agents are high on drugs with their usual share of the street dope
Multiple drug busts going unreported by the mainstream media This is the infamous FBI "party van" rolling up to crash the neighborhood drug party — an all white work van with no windows, zip ties for prisoner transport, etc.
Police officers who "detain" and "pick up" drug suspects for drug court rather than making lawful warranted arrests Some cops never learn, or else they went to touchy-feely police academies and learned false "restorative justice" procedures instead of the due process of law.
Overrated hospitality Guests are being charged grand sums of money for other guests' smoking or else staff sneaking smoke breaks in unoccupied rooms. Or else they're high on weed.
The Catholic white glove treatment for VIP drug dealers Nice boat, Sir! How much do you charge for a passenger cruise at the aforementioned registered port of call?