Sealed wives and lost boys?

And a genuine King James Bible in every hotel room? Really?

The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives

LDS groups and Utah Republicans rage as military no longer counts church as Christian under Hegseth religion list shake-up
Defense Department cut roughly 180 religion codes from previous list, with mostly Christian denominations remaining
Mormon leaders, military veterans and elected officials reacted with anger to a new Department of Defense policy that does not consider The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints to be a Christian religion as part of a wider effort to cut down the U.S. military’s list of recognized faiths. ¶“The Pentagon’s decision to list The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints apart from other Christian faiths is wrong and needs to be corrected,” Republican Rep. Mike Kennedy, of heavily Mormon Utahwrote on X on Sunday.

Not everyone is a morning person, I get that, but I do not aspire to sainthood late in the afternoon either. Also, contrary to many false doctrines, the Song of Solomon is indeed inspired Scripture, the reason being explained moreover by Isaiah.

[Isaiah 1:9] Except the Lord of hosts had left unto us a very small remnant, we should have been as Sodom, and we should have been like unto Gomorrah.

Do we have to question why the Scripture describes such a holy and pure love between one man and one particular woman? Solomon was king: to say he had 700 wives and 300 concubines, he could have had almost any woman he wanted but those were not honorable women as the one he apparently chose above all others. Nevertheless the inspired Scripture does describe the true love between one man and one woman, and not the uninspired love that would exist between two men or between two women in such and such situations and circumstances.

If the Song of Solomon is to be the pattern of spiritual love between Christ and the church, so it is also in particular between the man and the woman in each and every marriage ceremony that is to be performed in the said church. Or else where is that Christian love when men with men and women with women are busting dates, crashing weddings and peddling such and such religious literature?

Is a cup of coffee or tea really such a great sin or heavy vice if a man and a woman are to meet with all decency and due respect?