Names of common illnesses belie medical lies and exaggerations

As diagnosed by a physician or a doctor or supposedly at least by someone who can read and write

Mostly old-fashioned quack doctors who go to law with medical diagnostics against patients.

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  • flu = “You need to hire a professional chimney sweep!”
  • migraine = “You’re an alcoholic but we’re trying to be nice and we won’t diagnose you officially with that.”
  • measles = “You’re poor! You need a financial planner!”
  • mumps = “We have to remove your tonsils and wisdom teeth! It’s an emergency!”
  • shingles = “You need a roof over your head!”
  • chicken pox = “It looks like a fox got into your henhouse!”
  • small pox = “It looks like you got pecked halfway to death in the chickenhouse when you were an infant!”
  • rabies = “I'm mad at your dog!”
  • distemper = “Your cat puts me in a bad mood!”
  • schizophrenia = “You have a split personality and you’re damned in church, so we have to revoke your driver’s license and take control of your money!”
  • autism spectrum = “Your kid is an autist with too many colors of paint.”
  • ADHD = “Your kid won’t mind!”

Medicine does not “advance” willing or or on its own by “research” as other fields of science do, and the only “cutting edge” of it is that of the scalpel, or knife so commonly misused against the Hippocratic Oath.

Instead the delivery of medicine and medical and dental and vision care is wholly dependent on the punishments meted out for the malpractice of it, inasmuch as the fear of punishment for malpractice outweighs the lust for the carnage of human flesh as a motive for practicing such medicine or dentistry or vision care of whatever specialty or general practice.

Doctors and dentists are not and cannot be expected to practice out of any sense of “altruism” or good will when the overriding universal goals and objectives of such practices are to extract and excise as many pounds of flesh as possible for the money, and otherwise to cause their patients as much pain and suffering and disability as possible for the money.

People who are well and healthy, strong and able, capable of chewing crusty bread on their own are simply not profitable enough as cash cows for the medical, dental and vision care industry to let live, as long as there is an opportunity for murder and cover-up with all the medical jargon.