Misdiagnosed roadkill

A bad case of veterinary overdoctoring

"Epizootic hemorrhagic disease?"

For crying out loud, the deer were bitten by little flies and they bled where they were bitten.

"Deer" being a homophone of "dear" is no coincidence. They're always in love and they breed like rabbits.

Deer are dying across the mid-Atlantic from a virus transmitted by the ‘no-see-ums’
Epizootic hemorrhagic disease is killing white-tailed deer in states like Maryland, Virginia, Pennsylvania, and West Virginia

The veterinary diagnoses don't impress me any more than the usual malpractice committed directly on humans.