Ladies are getting churchy asking boys to change seats, or, rather, getting witchy in church acting like that
Did they bump a boy off his seat at a restaurant a few too many times?
Man was asked to change seat in a restaurant three times — and wonders if he was wrong to refuse
"Front and center, kid!" The old ladies are scratching lottery tickets and playing pull tabs here and you aren't of age to date a girl! The waitresses are calling cops already. And we haven't even gotten to the alcohol part yet.
I'd be demanding an FBI investigation into the behavior of the staff and cooks at that restaurant. That's too many federal felons serving meals in the drug district, and local cops if they pay any attention at all are in over their heads.
The original poster, a teenager, explained on Reddit that he went to Nando’s around noon on a Monday with his girlfriend for lunch during break. The restaurant was nearly empty when they arrived so that they could have sat anywhere, but they were specifically directed to a long table that could seat 10 or more people. Initially confused, he found it unusual, but eventually decided to sit, given the quiet time of the day.
I'd be skeptical, too. Apparently you aren't allowed to sit at a table with anyone of the opposite sex you aren't married to at restaurants like this. And get bumped off your airplane seat three times in row, too. Blackout bingo, what are the chances of that?

