I hate to break it to you but these adult boys are gay, they don't know how to cook, and they refuse to eat out with the girls
Expect predatory policing in a gutter district from hell if you do choose to eat out
It's time to clean out that locker room and get moving. Black belt taekwando time, in fact. Something really stinks in there. The locker room junk is no longer fit for human consumption. Grown men are old enough and they should have known to throw that rice for a proper wedding between one man and one woman.