Does matcha tea make your hair fall out?

It's an unidentified greenish powder, and Kash Patel and friends have not adequately disassociated themselves from the beauty-and-vice industry to conduct an impartial investigation.

Women say this trendy drink is making their hair fall out — here’s why
It’s a follicle fiasco.

The mechanism of action is far-fetched, although there is an intensely competitive and vicious beauty and cosmetics industry at work, possibly doping tea and other foods that are otherwise harmless with chemotherapy drugs originally intended or prescribed for cancer.

“If you find that you’re losing hair after increasing your intake of matcha, it might not be the tea itself, but the tannins in the tea,” Stephanie Schiff, a registered dietitian nutritionist at Northwell Huntington Hospital, told The Post. … “This can lead to an iron deficiency, and that can lead to hair loss,” Schiff said.

Oh but it's not going to make men lose their beards. So, can you tell a bald-faced lie from a bottle of poison in the medicine cabinet? Other than, men generally drink more coffee rather than tea, not that it's healthier as such, but men are not really given to women's yuppie drinks as sold in the "women's-only" yoga-gas-and-grocery-shopping strip-mall areas downtown in some extreme red-light-district military towns where any "loose men" are assumed to be A.W.O.L. and subject to arbitrary arrest, as a result of frequent affairs between military wives and civilian police officers.

Would Japanese women, then, be the target of such heavy vice as inflicted by possibly racist and dishonest females working in the health-and-beauty industry and possibly engaging in chemical warfare?

Soldiers in the Army are traditionally very particular about certain things. They might keep their hair very short as a general rule, but they are said to number each one that falls out. Poisons similar to chemotherapy as for cancer are likely to be causing other health problems in addition to hair loss.

In a figurative sense, people who "lose their hair" in court are incurring military jurisdiction with the termination of their civilian court cases, just as for example people who "lose their hearing" in court aren't necessarily actually going deaf.