Danica Patrick and Paige Spiranac on the golf course

Same same same same and more of the same business as usual

I don't have very strong opinions about golf handicaps or what's "appropriate" or not on a golf course because I don't play that particular game myself and I have very little interest in it.

People who play golf are often wealthy balding, older, overweight white or occasionally Hispanic gentlemen (Clan del Golfo etc.) who lead very stressful lives, and it's something for them to do for relaxation, stress relief or gentle physical exercise. So not an especially "competitive" sport as such.

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Roughhousing, party pranks, practical jokes and dirty tricks are not acceptable at those places, and I'm not one of the fellows who make those sorts of decisions, but the mode of apparel and behavior do seem a little bit out of place, and too rough for a gentle sport.

I would be concerned about my personal safety on a golf course or remote place in a park or green or grassy area if I observed any such behavior. Golf course or no, out on an open green of any sort is a dangerous place to be caught.

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Oh. Is that the "Gulf" and not a "Golf" resort? They'll sell you hearing aids if you can't tell the difference, because D.O.J. mows the grass and charges money for dues at that Clan del Golfo place in any case. Get a bunch of older guys smoking and drinking and gaining weight and talking about their health on the golf course, and pretty soon the drug deals start going down. Little Cessnas start landing on the golf course with their Ozempic and sleep/pain meds and waking stimulants from Central or South America.