Come and get your desktop computer antivirus from Uncle Sam!

With all that free porn and Nothing To Hide at CISA!

Microsoft Windows is working exactly as its intellectual property owners, child porn enforcers, and blue pill spammers intend it to work. Unfortunately, not in favor of individual consumers or small and medium businesses.

So why do small and medium businesses even exist? The big businesses obviously don't want them to exist and the labor unions don't want them to exist either, because labor unions contract exclusively with large corporations. So the solution is to allow small and medium businesses to exist on a Microsoft-Windows-only IT infrastructure and then allow big businesses to spy on them through their computers.

We're not stupid. John and Jane Doe are not really ever allowed to start or run a small or medium business except perhaps to retail products produced by big businesses, and under their strict supervision and control.

POLITICO Pro: Republicans shunned the nation’s cyber agency. They’re urgently trying to save it.
Concerns about powerful artificial intelligence with hacking capabilities and the security of the upcoming midterm elections have shifted the opinions of some influential Trump allies.
A growing number of Republicans are advocating for rehiring staff and restoring funding to the nation’s cyber agency, following a torrent of punitive measures against CISA over the past 18 months. The agency fell out of favor with President Donald Trump in 2020 after former CISA Director Christopher Krebs said the presidential elections were the “most secure in American history” — an assertion that Trump has repeatedly refuted — and it has drawn his ire ever since.

So good old Christopher Krebs had a government gig under the Biden Administration until he was fired by Donald Trump. Need a malware scan? Resident spyware on your computer? Pop-ups? Blue pills for the menfolks in the family?

Krebs on Security
In-depth security news and investigation

So get your computer fully Democratted and up to date with all the latest security patches!


Republicans for some reason aren't lowering themselves to work Information Technology jobs or program intellectual property software, or what the h311 even open-source it, with all the porno networks and multi-millionaire porn models online.


The rest of us who have cheap laptops, cheap PCs with cheap Internet service, and anything legitimate to do on a computer at all are effectively freeloading off the Democrats' paying porn-consuming constituency for any legitimate business or professional use of inexpensive home Internet service at all.

We're all being logged with IP addresses fully traceable and sex-offense-enforceable to our residential home addresses. Simply to comment on cops hanging around online social media and other forums, what they are usually looking at or looking for online, the types of criminal charges they tend to bring, and all the other crimes they just don't care about.

Update on Naked Security
To consolidate all of our security intelligence and news in one location, we have migrated Naked Security to the Sophos News platform.

Remember the old "Naked Security" blog — abruptly discontinued when they realized that they were, well, naked online.