By justina colmena ~biz in vice —

And please don't even consider dating us

You turn a restaurant meal or something into heavy pay-for-play vice.

Liberals seem to believe sexual promiscuity is a mandatory part of whatever they call "dating."

Conservatives on the other hand would define a "date" as say having reservations at a restaurant or coffee shop. Literally something to mark on a calendar like an appointment in a busy life. The purpose of the date might be romantic, or family or just friends or it could be a business meeting with an client or an employment interview. A "date" to a conservative doesn't necessarily imply any intimacy at all. "Dates" as arranged meetings between fickle women and creepy men are a little bit too formal and fussy for what they are. "Speed dating" for sport or to impress one's "friends" in whatever sort of "community" that is.

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Sorry libs. Conservatives are really boring. We don't do drugs or alcohol or have such great desires to get high and drunk and laid all the time. Scratch a lottery ticket and tell me where all those sociable people went out last night. I wasn't with them and I don't think I missed much of anything at the time and place.