The 5am knock-on warrant
When cops hit the local donut shops and spring for another dawn bust with their night vision paraphernalia and nighttime camouflage riot gear
You know when something is a little bit off with the cops and robbers pounding on the door a little bit too early in the morning, and refusing to come clean in court about the excessive police activity in the area with no lawfully warranted arrests at a certain hour of the morning, every morning, all year long.
Sara Ivry
Blinkist Magazine: Thousands Swear By The “5 AM Club” Morning Routine: I Gave It A Go
... three key ideas I learned from Blinkist’s explainer of The 5 AM Club. 1. You Need to Protect Your Limited Mental Capacity We all have a limited mental capacity or cognitive bandwidth. ...
In other words, it's too damn early in the morning to deal with all these highly paid professionals casing your house for a daily wake up call.
Ladies get knocked up in apartment rooms but you can't collect child support from a cop, because then you need another cop to take you out on a witness protection program if you have that sort of police internal affairs thing going on the middle of the night, night after night, when you have a vanilla day job to do, and a normal life to live like everybody else and you really don't want anything to do with the cops at all ever.
Mobolaji Atolagbe
Let's up the ante a bit. Casinos are open 24 hours a day, so whenever you adjust your schedule, so do the knocker-uppers to beat you to the punch a little bit earlier in the morning when you're still too groggy to throw a good punch.
Jeffrey Banks
Top 10 Best Late Night Donuts Near Seattle, Washington according to Yelp. Donuts are sold late at night, wherever there are donuts or popular searches for donuts, there is coffee and there are cops staying awake, and that's the night preparation for the usual early morning SWAT team raid. Either a doorbuster with flash-bang grenades or else a covert entry, search and feel-up of the suspect or targeted individual in the middle of the night.
So do you still have that vanilla day job after all that night-vision riot-gear police activity in your neighborhood in the middle of the night every night?