Teetotaling at a football game
Or military duty with hazard pay
Section Yellow Brings Sober Tailgating to Lambeau Field
With football season underway, Packers fans in recovery now have a dedicated community at Lambeau thanks to Section Yellow.
Lindsey Puls
People who don't drink alcohol and do drugs actually have very few options, and none for dating.
Football and cheerleading are for the entertainment of drunks exclusively. You're not really allowed to trespass on the premises of the aforementioned football stadium establishment if you refuse to accept the offered mug of beer or drink it to the last drop.
People who are drinking simply don't trust you if you don't drink with them, because only terrorists or extremists would refuse the offered beer. You just don't want to be arrested for aggravated felony terroristic threatening or associating in fraternization with non-drinkers at a professional beer-drinkers' football game.