Religiously mandated surgery for enforcing restaurant etiquette
Among other works without faith
What the etiquette coach is really saying is that you need to have your wisdom teeth removed and your temporo-mandibular joints surgically crippled in order to prevent your jaws from opening that wide.
No, it's not etiquette. It's actually a medieval religious requirement of the most abhorrent sort of medieval Catholicism. Don't you know that gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins?
You are probably eating your burger incorrectly, according to an etiquette coach - NewsBreak
You are probably eating your burger incorrectly, according to an etiquette coach. A viral Instagram video is stirring debate over the “proper” way to eat a
Katalin Nagy
In the clip, Hanson sits in a restaurant with a burger stacked with patty, tomato, lettuce, and other condiments. Instead of picking it up with his hands, he offers a different approach. “No one can fit anything into their mouth that is that big unless they are in the circus,” he says to the camera. He then removes the top bun and any excess toppings, places them aside, and cuts into the burger with a knife and fork. He suggests this is the right way to eat a burger ‘piece by piece’.
If you prefer, but we are no longer at the point of civility or politeness with that bread-and-circuses nonsense.
I am an etiquette coach and you have eaten peas wrong your whole life
Etiquette coach William Hanson has revealed the proper way to eat peas - and the reason most people have been doing it wrong their whole lives.
Shania Obrien
I eat my peas with honey; I've done it all my life. It makes the peas taste funny, But it keeps them on the knife.
The anonymous poem is correct. Sweetened red bean cakes are popular desserts in Japan and Taiwan and they do qualify as "peas with honey" after a fashion.