Low-class medicine for royals
The royals aren't getting anything the commoners aren't getting, and commoners aren't getting anything worth having healthwise.
Wis.7:5
For there is no king that had any other beginning of birth.

Meghan Markle reached out to her father, Thomas Markle, following his emergency leg amputation, PEOPLE understands, as a new report claims he has not heard from her.
How well are Filipinos taking care of Englishmen?
There are ancient unwritten rules and unspoken codes, and amputations simply are not royal.
Girl, 9, Receives Rare Diagnosis While Recovering from the Flu. Now, Her Mom Is Warning Parents About the 'Scary' Complication
"Then suddenly, she started complaining of intense pain in both legs," the mom recalled. ¶The pain began in Tori's thighs before moving down to her calves. As she was still recovering from the flu, Ashley assumed the leg pain was "just normal soreness" from the virus.
Which was indeed the case, as per the diagnosis of "benign acute childhood myositis (BACM)" but very careful polite social work was necessary to avert an unnecessary amputation in the emergency room.
Tori was then diagnosed with benign acute childhood myositis (BACM), a rare disease that is "characterized by localized muscular pain (especially in the calves) that typically follows a viral upper respiratory tract infection," according to the National Institutes of Health.
The doctor's nose is growing in length unfortunately. "Rare" diseases by definition are not "typical."
Aches and pains and muscle soreness from the flu? A girl who is recovering and doesn't feel like getting out of bed?
And they're just at the point of cutting her legs off for pure spite. Snips and snails and puppy dog tails and all that.
