Extreme heat and modest full coverage swimsuits
Take care brothers and sisters
Unbaptized heathens are calling cops and pressing felony charges in court for inadequately modest swimsuit coverage. The Bible says they should be baptized.
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Such “modest” ladies, to cover up with warm thick garments, abstain from water sports and cut their hair like men to beat the heat.
June 24 is traditionally John the Baptist’s day. Whether there's a religious context to it or not, I do believe it's appropriate to find some water and go for a dip in such weather, be free and at ease.
[Acts 8:35–38] Then Philip opened his mouth, and began at the same scripture, and preached unto him Jesus. Then Philip opened his mouth, and began at the same scripture, and preached unto him Jesus. And as they went on their way, they came unto a certain water: and the eunuch said, See, here is water; what doth hinder me to be baptized? And Philip said, If thou believest with all thine heart, thou mayest. And he answered and said, I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God. And he commanded the chariot to stand still: and they went down both into the water, both Philip and the eunuch; and he baptized him.
Damn cold water and the guy's balls are so shrunken he's a eunuch skinny-dipping in the Holy Bible. You'd better have faith for that baptism.
Unbaptized heathens should not rebuke Christians for swimwear or cancel planned events for summer heat.