DNA of the pure Aryan race?

Researchers say they verified and sequenced Hitler’s DNA. What they discovered is a controversial bombshell

Analysis of Adolf Hitler’s DNA reveals he may have had a rare genetic disorder that can delay puberty.

Yahoo NewsKatie Hunt, CNN

Several possibilities.

• Hitler shot himself?
• Hitler hanged himself on a piano wire?
• Hitler was caught taking a bath with supermodel Lee Miller?
• Hitler escaped to the Peruvian or Chilean mountains after the war and lived out his natural life in hiding?
• Hitler incriminated himself on a "wiretap" (the piano wire) installed by his own secret police?

How do we know these researchers aren't Holocaust revisionists or Holocaust deniers? Everything they say or do about Adolf Hitler even to just mention the name would be an extreme far right violation of German law as well as international treaties even to this day. Interpol and the Nazi hunters will find some sort of charges to press in court.

Oh. Wait. That's the International Criminal Court. They're not actually that friendly to Jews these days. Otherwise one would have thought it was a Jewish court of some sort. One would have to be skeptical that all those Jews in New York City really would have elected a Muslim mayor, with whom they have absolutely nothing in common except for a token avoidance of pork.