Cops who "date" on duty

Alaska’s Prostitution Law Isn’t Working

In 2012, the state reclassified sex workers as trafficking victims rather than criminals—but a report says the new language hasn't altered the way they're treated by police.

The AtlanticNoah Berlatsky

Alaska State Troopers charge 22 Alaskan men during prostitution stings

A total of 22 Alaskan men, including 2 residents from the Mat-Su Valley, were recently charged for attempting to solicit sex during multiple prostitution stings conducted by the

Mat-Su Valley FrontiersmanJacob Mann Frontiersman.com

All 22 of the male suspects were charged with Prostitution, a Class B Misdemeanor.

So pimply-faced cops have been picking up "male" prostitutes again. They shave their faces religiously for court, and they appear to exhibit a marked preference for bearded men.

This is an indication of several things.

Declaration of Independence: A Transcription

Note: The following text is a transcription of the Stone Engraving of the parchment Declaration of Independence (the document on display in the Rotunda at the National Archives Museum.) The spelling and punctuation reflects the original.

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He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.

Police on duty can't be allowed to "eat out" at restaurants or patronize coffee shops or grocery stores, and if they are on duty they need to pay at the pump at the gas station and otherwise stay off the property when they don't have a warrant.

Police who "date" on duty need to be punished out of their vices and bad habits of dating, drunkenness, dereliction of duty, and generally living up the single men's lifestyle.

Police who are "in love" need to be punished out of their love affairs and bad habits of stalking and harassing their love interests.

Police who have "feelings" must be thoroughly punished out of their feelings and taught to keep their hands to themselves and off other people's bodies and property.

Police who are "married" and beat their wives need to punished and disabused of their patterns and practices of police spousal abuse and domestic violence.

Civilians and military personnel of any halfway decent discipline and respect need to be left out of these sordid police affairs, and once again, police officers without a warrant need to be punished out of their vices and bad habits of violating our Fourth Amendment rights.

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