Denomination, foreordination and predestination There is such a thing as seminary school rot as opposed to true Christianity
Screwworms and flesh eating fungus bacteria Something about female news reporters going for the "eww, gross" factor
Bar establishments and liquor licenses And why they never get revoked or suspended no matter how atrocious their behavior
The impotence and frustration of the left in California Presumably gay men in women's sports? I don't think anyone needs to go to court about it. The stadium is already the open venue for that. Cheers and ticket revenue? Or is it all jeers, boos, groans and people walking away from the locker room trash
The canceled federal grants Including a suspicious amount of questionable cutting-edge medical research
Trump’s exotic attorney and the presidential "impoundment" business Appointed somewhat dubiously as U.S. district attorney for New Jersey
Mocked for parochialisms of English speech Not actually outside the norm of Atlanta-Georgia-headquartered mainstream media
The coveted "white male gaze" The patronage of successful wealthy men is apparently much to be desired, whether such men are "white" or not —