Cover blown much in a small town community of CIA-level spies and busybodies? State Troopers and FBI agents are high on drugs with their usual share of the street dope
If there's a "support system" they're collecting it for the children You think you're anybody special at a place like this?
Low-class medicine for royals The royals aren't getting anything the commoners aren't getting, and commoners aren't getting anything worth having healthwise.
Is getting pregnant 'embarrassing' or what does the word mean literally? Obnoxiously gendered language not in congruence with ancient and long-standing grammar
Criminal medical malpractice and doctors who offer legal remedies for medical conditions Angry patients and lawyers at the doctor's office
Operation Washtub and the "stay-behind agents" Too many federal gas station spies and people not minding their own business
USPS to return to its core competency of delivering addressed letters and small packages rather than handling general freight Mail isn't freight and the bill of lading does not really belong at the post office
Policewoman fired after groping at drunken party Drunken policewoman caught sitting in drunken policeman's lap