“Single by choice” = out-and-proud lesbian with a heavy emphasis on abortion

If it really takes that much effort for older unattractive women to say no to all unwanted male attention —

Another wedding engagement and death

Suspicion always points to homosexuality or jealousy as a motive to murder anyone who is engaged to be married.

The nationalization of property and the conversion of private property to state-owned rentals

You do not actually “own” any property in a communist socialist state like Washington. What you think you own is merely the temporary and revocable rights to rent property from the state at an arbitrarily specified rate of taxation.

Don't talk to cops

The guy apparently went to great lengths to preserve the evidence & make confession …

Business owners and community leaders? Lovely people at the park?

Irresponsible? That sounds like we're being sued unsuccessfully for something in court and not quite held legally responsible if we visit national parks in Britain.

I love all the attention from men but at the same time I want them arrested if they pay attention to me

That's somewhere between wanted or unwanted but actively solicited attention from low-class men.

Lamestream media will protect your identity like a rape victim if a bear bumps into you in the park

News media's policies of blanket protection for females' identities and unapologetic doxxing of males do not apply, of course, to their female political enemies or male allies.

More fraudulent rental fees

No. Utilities or not, “junk fees” are all in or load up the moving van and get off the property. The carpet's in good shape and there are no holes in the walls and I paid the rent on time and I don't have a loud stereo set blaring and none of your business.

Back to “always carry” in Finnish

It is something of an artificial construct.