“I’m tired!” — You don’t travel very much

And I don't know any teenaged girls who need to shut up …

Good grass seed without the noxious chemicals?

I don't know. I haven't tried them.

What exactly is a “martial art?”

The term “martial” refers to war or militarism or to a man’s masculinity or to the masculine side of a woman’s personality.

Natural earthquakes or well-placed hidden nukes?

Natural earthquakes do occur, but we should think about nuclear arms races and political alignments in New World Order.

More stonewall riots

47 years later

“Her girlfriend?” Do you really need to be officially sodomized and libeled on a police report in Alaska?

Cops show up and “take sides” in any kind of argument or dispute, physical or not — and make arbitrary arrests — after watching hardcore porn at the police station.

The sicker we are, the more money Big Pharma makes making us even sicker with their sick farm chemicals and artificially compounded drugs

No. I'm not a liberal. I'm just sick and tired of the poisons in our food supply and the drugs and noxious chemicals that cause cancer, heart disease and diabetes

They might have been framed like the Fairbanks Four in Alaska

Murder in a traffic ticket and small claims court

Leaving large tips at restaurants and bars?

Or is it best to stay off the “property” of establishments where other patrons follow the custom of offering large money in exchange for sexual services?