Who asked the question?

And why all the extreme hostility on Joel Spolsky’s websites against citizens who own guns?

The Birobidzhan problem and the Communist spies in Alaska

“Go East, Young Jew, Go East!” — That rings a bell in a really bad part of town, doesn’t it? Hard-line communist Russian moles and Chinese spies pop up everywhere in Alaska in the spring when they emerge from their little sleeper cell communities.

The lonely runner problem

“Conjectures” on the running track?

Don’t try to earn a living by sweet-talking and chatting up customers

Or else AI will replace you!

Comprehensive, aggressive legal strategy urgently needed for visiting and/or residing in Alaska

Or doing anything or going anywhere in the aforementioned District of Alaska without getting "arrested" on bogus business or public lands “trespass” charges

More Homeland Security investigations in Alaska

With all local police departments and courthouses heavily infiltrated by enemy forces

Bad dating zones in America

And the baggage from medieval Great Britain and Europe

Missing and dead top secret clearanced government personnel

We've got a massive intelligence leak and as always suspicion points toward the Vatican with their “seal of the confession” going all the way up to the pope as a competing mark of secrecy.

Meddlesome liberal pope

Chicago Mafia on the Holy See