Ten-second investigation, no foul play suspected
There is a Federal Bureau of Investigation, and reportedly a largely defunct or non-existent Alaska Bureau of Investigation
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Consumers have access to encrypted chats?
No. That's from the fake and gay department. Corporations and governments as well as the employees who work in those departments have absolute, total, and unlimited access to all consumer chats as far we can tell.
Are Alaska and Hawaii really states?
"Officially" they are of course, but the local governments of these particular territories (as for example Puerto Rico) are too corrupt and rife with foreign espionage and they lack the integrity and constitutionality to be accorded any true measure of "statehood" in the Union in good faith.
And always tip your grocery checker generously, never make returns or ask for customer service or use the restroom
Is anyone else in the business asking for tips and largesse or gentlemanly patronage here? Are these lovely employees going to have you banned from the store or arrested for criminal trespassing if you ask for a receipt?
Foreign peaceniks are causing mayhem on the high seas and intentionally crippling our youth and military-age adults
Any decent medical care to be had to save life or limb? Try one of those Palestinian hospitals the Jews are bombing for this very reason, that they habitually cut the hands off thieves and the feet off trespassers, and so much cutting around human flesh without skill.
Yet another pimp working for Alaska’s top mob boss James Cockrell
Caught soliciting a young woman in a public park and camping area
EFF is owned by Dems and dirty cop shop labor unions
The Big Labor Establishment cannot ethically represent independent hackers or Free and Open Source Software developers
Possibly do some good, but look at cost versus benefit
The protection in the field is almost entirely that of camouflage dictated by the immediate surrounding appearance of woods and shrub brush, not uniform or command.
Fantasy series with a wrong reading and a right right reading
Some of these distinctions are a little bit too fine to matter and other, more important distinctions, inexplicably, are not made at all.
Pronouns? He said she said? What?
Are women sneaking into the men's barracks again?