Should we pull out of Europe and take over Greenland?

It's that strange and foreign undercurrent throughout Europe which we feel under our skin

Standard three years probation on federal suspicion

Charges usually dismissed if the feds don't find anything serious to charge you with — except you do lose your gun rights for life as part of the Catholic collective federal plea bargain

Foreign bastards, foreign invaders and their advocates want to “impeach” our justices for refusing to give up our birthright to our enemies

Who are these marijuana-addicted grassroots city hall people? Where do they come from? Jewish Communist moles? Islamic extremist sleeper cells?

Jewish Communism?

More of an oxymoron than an antisemitic trope, but nonetheless …

Wedding-day murder

I can't even hesitate to call it premeditated and planned. That's just too much of a coincidence, along with the absent bridesmaids.

Deprivation of rights in Alaska

Two troopers indicted, more to follow?

Extreme heat and modest full coverage swimsuits

Take care brothers and sisters

Catholic nuns and Jewish peaceniks are operating heavy equipment

It doesn't have any control

America is invaded by anti-American foreign prostitutes and their husbands, brothers and boyfriends

Foreign women are being admitted to the country on lesser standards than foreign men