Woman falsely arrested on fake restraining order served by long-dead cop

Once again. Shut down the shanty-town courthouse and move to the big city prison if you can't live without serving stupid court process and getting yourself in trouble with the bar over your interminable domestic violence allegations.

Too much dating or fake friendship at the coffee shop?

Platonic love and world peace and all that?

Was the Marine One helicopter flying the President too close to the hoi polloi?

What is there to investigate?

There's bad ice cream

Great restaurant, excellent service, shutting it down?

Loony female doctors

And a sharp interviewer …

You can't be the nice girl next door

Narcissists, sociopaths with psychopathic tendencies, and you never really knew the person you thought you did —

No more milk for the babies, no more love for the husband

Precious little or no information is available outside of what the cops choose to publish or allow to be published about themselves or one of their own

Pentecostals or ex?

Christianity as a “men’s religion” only?

Is that a restaurant or a Wild West tavern?

Gunfight was undoubtedly a continuation of an ongoing local battle, where over-confident investigators have played out their hand and betrayed their own foolhardiness.