Don’t try to earn a living by sweet-talking and chatting up customers

Or else AI will replace you!

Comprehensive, aggressive legal strategy urgently needed for visiting and/or residing in Alaska

Or doing anything or going anywhere in the aforementioned District of Alaska without getting "arrested" on bogus business or public lands “trespass” charges

More Homeland Security investigations in Alaska

With all local police departments and courthouses heavily infiltrated by enemy forces

Bad dating zones in America

And the baggage from medieval Great Britain and Europe

Missing and dead top secret clearanced government personnel

We've got a massive intelligence leak and as always suspicion points toward the Vatican with their “seal of the confession” going all the way up to the pope as a competing mark of secrecy.

Meddlesome liberal pope

Chicago Mafia on the Holy See

Fine furs are back in style in high California

Fur-bearing animals just as fine as mink for the most part

The unholy tones of emergency sirens

“diabolus in musica”

Strange women and unfaithful men in the Bible

No explicit judgment but only a biting sarcasm and contempt for a Jewish war criminal, traitor, adulterer and rapist who is undoubtedly being put to death.